some nerd: communism will never work because human nature
bring your armies against me.
well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it
Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know.
If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck
I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.
Christ, that’s awful. I would be more than happy to mail you a letter that will terrify her. Drug lord? Assassin? Your fake identity is yours for the choosing!
i am incredibly glad that you are my friend
i will let you know in the future
Dad, in front of potential employer during a house call, whose son teaches music: And Hana just bought a bass guitar, god knows why!
yeah, i mean, what on earth would anyone use a bass guitar for, amirite? we don’t use firewood in this day and age in kuala lumpur
Yesterday my parents dragged me to my childhood friend’s home because they were having a bbq. I grew up with 4 of the kids, though I’m on best terms with the younger brother rather than the girl I’m closest to in age (she’s a year older but I skipped a grade and we went to the same schools).
A small incident that left me annoyed as hell
Childhood Friend (female): I make very expensive shoes for a living.
CF: Oh but Hana you don’t wear heels right
My mum: Yes she does
CF’s Foreign Friend whom I have never met before: Ooh, someone’s growing up!
CF has always been slightly bitchy and annoying, whatever
But to the Foreign Friend:
Apparently my mum OPENS MY MAIL on a regular basis and FORGETS TO TELL ME OF IT and then sometimes LOSES THE CONTENTS.