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Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

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phiasmir replied to your post: Apparently my mum OPENS MY MAIL on a r…

Christ, that’s awful. I would be more than happy to mail you a letter that will terrify her. Drug lord? Assassin? Your fake identity is yours for the choosing!

i am incredibly glad that you are my friend

i will let you know in the future

speaking of #grumpy

Dad, in front of potential employer during a house call, whose son teaches music: And Hana just bought a bass guitar, god knows why!

yeah, i mean, what on earth would anyone use a bass guitar for, amirite? we don’t use firewood in this day and age in kuala lumpur

Yesterday my parents dragged me to my childhood friend’s home because they were having a bbq. I grew up with 4 of the kids, though I’m on best terms with the younger brother rather than the girl I’m closest to in age (she’s a year older but I skipped a grade and we went to the same schools).

A small incident that left me annoyed as hell

Childhood Friend (female): I make very expensive shoes for a living.
CF: Oh but Hana you don’t wear heels right
My mum: Yes she does
CF’s Foreign Friend whom I have never met before: Ooh, someone’s growing up!

I’m like

CF has always been slightly bitchy and annoying, whatever

But to the Foreign Friend:

  1. who the hell are you
  2. CF and I graduated in the same year
  3. I am aware I look like a baboon’s ass because I didn’t want to leave the house and so I tend to dress according to my mood
  4. that may perhaps have altered your perception of me/my age
  5. that being said
  6. I worked. In an office.
  7. I’m 22 goddamned years old
  8. Did I mention that I worked in an office? With foreign dignitaries. Embassies. The Prime Minister’s Office.
  9. Yes I bloody fucking well wear heels

Apparently my mum OPENS MY MAIL on a regular basis and FORGETS TO TELL ME OF IT and then sometimes LOSES THE CONTENTS.

I just want to be BBC famous.

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