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ANASTASIA ISN’T DISNEY BUT THIS SHIT IS GOOD.
I’ll take Belle, Mulan, and Rapunzel.
Because I’m bored, I’m going to evaluate each outfit. I’m really bored.
- Cinderella: Lose the belt. As Mary Antionette pointed out earlier, the belt is doing nothing and adds nothing to outfit. I’d either replace it with a wide black or brown belt with a largish metal buckle or have no belt at all and just left the lines flow down the waist and hips.
- Pocahontas: Not even the spirit of Mother Nature herself could save that outfit. The white collar appears to be fur and that’s just a no-no. You could replace it with just plain layered ruffles, but I don’t think she could pull that look off, so I would just get rid of it. Less is more. The rest of the outfit looks great, though.
- Snow White: I like her accessories and that’s about it. It’s that yellow thing around her waist, it looks like someone murdered a hoodie, cut its corpse in half and added it to an otherwise decent ensemble. This is what happens when you live in the forest with seven dwarves with no fashion sense for part of your life.
- Ariel: Strapless top, huh? Did Ursula take your common sense along with your voice? She needs a sassy gay seahorse or something.
- Tiana: The only thing I don’t like about this outfit is the boots. I would have gone with flats or at the very least, boots that don’t look like they have room for an amusement park inside.
- Jasmin: Lose the sheer top, it’s 2012, not 1999.
- Kida: Suspenders? Why, god, why?
- Belle: Love it. Her outfit has a casual, authentic nerd chic to it. I could totally see girl wearing this on a lazy day, either reading a book at home or in a bookstore somewhere. Again, the footwear. I have nothing against boots in general, just oversized ones. Plus, it makes her look like Velma Dinkley and there is nothing wrong with that.
- Mulan: Girls in hoodies are hot. Like Belle’s outfit, it’s casual, but more so.
- Rapunzel: Love it too. I can see a girl in wearing this to classes in college or to work. Not so sure about those sandals or whatever, but they don’t bug me as much as the boots.
- Anastasia: Ditch the flaps on the boots and they’re fine.
- Aurora: My favorite, after Tiana’s. This would be perfect wear for most of the year: During the fall and early spring, you can wear it with the scarf and when summer hits, just ditch it and keep the rest of the outfit until fall rolls around again.
And yes, I seriously just did that. Deal with it. :p