GUYS
WE SPOKE ABOUT MONKEYS PREVIOUSLY
WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DRAGONITE
LET’S BE REAL, DRAGONITE WAS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST LOOKING ORIGINAL POKEMON, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DRAGON
I MEAN SERIOUSLY
A DRAGON
AND WORSE STILL IT HAD EVOLVED FROM THESE:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUQ
THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE OKAY
AS A 7-YEAR-OLD, THIS MADE NO SENSE TO ME. ALL THE OTHER POKEMON HAD BELIEVABLE EVOLUTIONS WHICH RETAINED BOTH FEATURES AND COLOUR PALETTES THAT RESEMBLED THE BASIC POKEMON. MAGIKARP AND GYARADOS WAS JUST A FUCKING WEIRD REALITY THAT WE ALL ACCEPTED BECAUSE ALL MAGIKARPS COULD FUCKING DO WAS SPLASH.
I remember, possibly in Pokemon Crystal, you can get a free Dratini in Blackthorn City, which I always jumped at because DRAAAAAAGON POKEMON and oh my god guys guys guys Dragonair was so beaaautiful I was so jealous of its beauty oh my god
but then like
it was extra convenient if it knew “Fly”
and so I would evolve it into a Dragonite
and now like
i can’t
actually
handle
how adorable
it is
and now I must have a Dragonite every single game BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT WANT THIS SWEET CUTIE PATOOTIE ON YOUR TEAM BEING ALL ~calming as a breeze~ PERFORMING THUNDER AND BLIZZARD AND DRAGON’S BREATH AND SOMETIMES FLY OR AN ATTACK OF YOUR CHOICE
AND THEN I SAW A WWI FANART WITH A DRAGONITE WITH A GAS MASK ON THE OTHER DAY
AND LIKE
GOD DAMN IT DRAGONITE
STOP
I AM WEEPING OPENLY STOP IT

GUYS

WE SPOKE ABOUT MONKEYS PREVIOUSLY

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT DRAGONITE

LET’S BE REAL, DRAGONITE WAS ONE OF THE STUPIDEST LOOKING ORIGINAL POKEMON, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DRAGON

I MEAN SERIOUSLY

A DRAGON

AND WORSE STILL IT HAD EVOLVED FROM THESE:

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUUUUUQ

THIS DOES NOT COMPUTE OKAY

AS A 7-YEAR-OLD, THIS MADE NO SENSE TO ME. ALL THE OTHER POKEMON HAD BELIEVABLE EVOLUTIONS WHICH RETAINED BOTH FEATURES AND COLOUR PALETTES THAT RESEMBLED THE BASIC POKEMON. MAGIKARP AND GYARADOS WAS JUST A FUCKING WEIRD REALITY THAT WE ALL ACCEPTED BECAUSE ALL MAGIKARPS COULD FUCKING DO WAS SPLASH.

I remember, possibly in Pokemon Crystal, you can get a free Dratini in Blackthorn City, which I always jumped at because DRAAAAAAGON POKEMON and oh my god guys guys guys Dragonair was so beaaautiful I was so jealous of its beauty oh my god

but then like

it was extra convenient if it knew “Fly”

and so I would evolve it into a Dragonite

and now like

i can’t

actually

handle

how adorable

it is

and now I must have a Dragonite every single game BECAUSE HOW CAN ANYBODY NOT WANT THIS SWEET CUTIE PATOOTIE ON YOUR TEAM BEING ALL ~calming as a breeze~ PERFORMING THUNDER AND BLIZZARD AND DRAGON’S BREATH AND SOMETIMES FLY OR AN ATTACK OF YOUR CHOICE

AND THEN I SAW A WWI FANART WITH A DRAGONITE WITH A GAS MASK ON THE OTHER DAY

AND LIKE

GOD DAMN IT DRAGONITE

STOP

I AM WEEPING OPENLY STOP IT

  1. byebyelosers said: Nah man nah I can’t stand dragonite.
  2. momentais said: LMFAO HANA I GOT SCARED I THOUGHT U WERE GONNA HATE THE MONKEYS BUT I’M SO GLAD U FEEL THE SAME INTENSE PASSIONATE LOVE FOR THEM AS I DO
  3. breakingroacharcana reblogged this from dorkery
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